Some forum thread game thingie I remembered

[nF.Hellspawn]

Well, in short, I recall this forum thread on some forums I used to run / be a part of and I recall liking it a lot and it becoming increasingly popular quite fast. I was thinking to myself that seeing the trolling in the channel, the trolling ingame all the nonsense in DotaRank it should be really easy to find material for this 'game'.

So, basically, the idea is to cut out a certain part of a conversation (1-5ish lines), stripping it from any context. The cut-out line(s) should sound extremely silly, weird, slightly offensive, slightly humiliating (mind the forum and DR rules though and be nice), yet in the entire context of the conversation they would sound relatively normal. The conversation doesn't have to be necessarily in DR chats, but it'd be nice if they're kept between DR players, some random conversations can also work if they're really funny.


If this actually gets some replies, sticking it might be a decent idea if you'd be so nice, but let's see if anyone likes it first.

So, to cut the cra... I mean confusion, I'll provide you with 2 examples I managed to grab over the last few days:


[01:21] nF|Mr.Crique: i shouldnt listen to hitlers speech before dota
[01:22] nF|Mr.Crique: makes me go nazi berserk

The second one is for Croatian, Serbian, etc. speakers only (sorry), translating it would ruin it, and it includes me so it doesn't look like I just make fun of others, me iz nice dood, promise.

[16:38] nF|Hellspawn: kako bi guta <-- In proper Croatian: [16:38] nF|Hellspawn: kako bih gutao
Cnacnel+google translator inc (it won't work...mostly)

hf

[TutaChaska]

[20:33] TutaChaska: I will never eat a cookie again
[20:33] TutaChaska: It must be like the worst sin
[20:33] nF|Hellspawn: :d
[20:33] nF|Hellspawn: It sacrfices itself for our own good
[20:33] nF|Hellspawn: Oh wait, I get Jesus and cookies mixed up too often
[20:34] nF|Hellspawn: So similar
[20:34] TutaChaska: It is like eating a crucifix
[20:34] nF|Hellspawn: haha
[20:34] TutaChaska: I don't think Jesus would like it

[nF.Hellspawn]

[16:49] nF|Mr.Crique: i was naughty first
[16:49] nF|Mr.Crique: last night

You have no idea how normal it was in the context of the conversation.

[SuperEvil]

[21:42] HAMSTORM!SUPEREVIL: but yeah now monitor doesnt work at all
[21:42] HAMSTORM!AfrikanKuningas: how can u see my messages then

i guess it fits in here somehow...

[Ragnesis]

I guess as well.

[19:18:13] marcvs: ton of my friend attended that special olympics

[Cnacnel]

I guess as well.

[19:18:13] marcvs: ton of my friend attended that special olympics

was he trying to convince you into taking part in it?

[nF.Hellspawn]

[22:48] nF|Sora.: join now penis later

[KniVaLxD]

[17:21] knival: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693m7iCh-TE
[17:21] knival: watch this and die
[17:22] knival: la tetita means : boobs
[17:22] LadyGaga: this makes my ears bleed
[17:24] knival: every time i watch this
[17:24] knival: i end hating my country

[nF.Hellspawn]

[22:36] havo: but she didnt seem motivated anyway
[22:36] havo: we gonna do it tomorrow, thats it

[Sora]

[20:07] nF|Mr.Crique: http://menhair.info/mens-hairstyles/...les-how-to-do/

[Cookie-]

(stuff about DDoS - attack on RGC)

[15:05] HAMSTORM!Sirian: prolly more effective
[15:05] HAMSTORM!Sirian: if you do it once every 10 mins
[15:05] HAMSTORM!Sirian: makes ppl rage who just started again




[15:09] HAMSTORM!Sirian: how big a botnet you need for a ddos?

[TutaChaska]

[20:07] nF|Mr.Crique: http://menhair.info/mens-hairstyles/...les-how-to-do/

NOOB
Don't you know he's got a new haircut!?

[nF.Hellspawn]

[16:07] atsoca: My cat died when I told my neigh5our to fuck off
[16:07] atsoca: Coincidence?

[Sora]

[16:07] atsoca: My cat died when I told my neigh5our to fuck off
[16:07] atsoca: Coincidence?

I THINK NOT

[Cnacnel]

[16:07] atsoca: My cat died when I told my neigh5our to fuck off
[16:07] atsoca: Coincidence?

Every time you tell your neighbor to fuck off, a cat dies.

[nF.Hellspawn]

[1] Players are inside Friendship is Magic [66:17]
Sir-Rogers
[23:58] nF|Hellspawn: Forever alone

Kinda fits, what with the game title and all...

[Cnacnel]

[1] Players are inside Friendship is Magic [66:17]
Sir-Rogers
[23:58] nF|Hellspawn: Forever alone

Kinda fits, what with the game title and all...

I bet Roger played Chen.

[Sirian]

It was castle fight, not dota so he prolly played with bots while afk himself :P

[L1on]

[14:18] Magarac: can you tell somevone vouch me
[14:18] Magarac: in dr. com..?
[14:19] verylowplayer: if you is mannered ​i can
[14:20] Magarac: no
[14:20] Magarac: vouch me there?
[14:21] Magarac: tell somevone admin
>>>> [14:22] Magarac: verylowplayer
[14:22] verylowplayer: i sayid(my pro eng ) that if you are mannered, i can tell voucher to vouch you
[14:22] verylowplayer: its a rule for dr.comm
[14:23] verylowplayer: you need to be mannered
[14:23] Magarac: i dont know what is this anyway me eng bad varry
[14:24] verylowplayer: so translate it then say to me you mannered or not ?:P
[14:25] Magarac: mannered
[14:25] Magarac: ?
[14:25] Magarac: think low player or what?
[14:25] verylowplayer: yep
[14:25] verylowplayer: no
[14:25] verylowplayer: do you know word manners?
[14:25] Magarac: no
[14:26] verylowplayer: flame, blame
[14:26] verylowplayer: its bad manners
[14:26] Magarac: ah
[14:26] Magarac: no
[14:26] Magarac: i am not kid
[14:26] verylowplayer: so if you had bad manenrs you cant be vouched in dr.comm
[14:26] Magarac: ok
[14:26] Magarac: nvm ty
[14:26] Magarac:
[14:26] verylowplayer: so... who are you ?
[14:27] verylowplayer: maneered or not ?
[14:27] verylowplayer:
[14:27] Magarac: fack you
[14:27] Magarac: rly
[14:27] verylowplayer: ok
[14:27] Magarac: no need vouch like that

---------- Post added at 11:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:33 AM ----------

some addition
[14:27] Magarac: that good room?
[14:29] verylowplayer: ye, not bad
[14:29] verylowplayer: better than eal
[14:29] Magarac: damn
[14:29] Magarac: vouch me then or die in hell with my dog
Your friend tWkN is now online.
[14:31] verylowplayer: i cant, becouse i dont know who are you... mannered you or not
[14:31] Magarac: i am not manners happy?
[14:31] Magarac: see rank in eal (much higher your rank in eal, you is more unmannered)
[14:31] verylowplayer: so you cant, sorry
[14:32] Magarac: hahah
[14:32] Magarac: ok
[14:32] Magarac: ok me maner
[14:32] Magarac: \\
[14:32] verylowplayer: you ready to vouch ?
[14:33] Magarac: i am maner and no maner ok now?
[14:33] verylowplayer: no ... you cant be both manner and no manner
[14:33] verylowplayer: you need to choose
[14:33] verylowplayer: you like pgg, or not like him

[nF.Hellspawn]

^
[14:31] Magarac: see rank in eal (much higher your rank in eal, you is more unmannered)
is a win I guess