Chuck Norris

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Hey guys. I dunno if you know of this site, but if I'm ever depressed and I need cheering up, I read this site.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, he's a movie star from the 70's, a martial Arts star during the same time as Bruce Lee. he's well know for his Walker: Texas Ranger tv show (which includes his famous 'round house kick' move.

he also Starred in the 'Missing In Action' movies.

For more, look up chuck norris on the imdb.com site.

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Favourites: Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can out Manoeuvre his reflection.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never wet the bed when he was young. The bed wet itself out of pure fear.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendents are known as Giraffes.

[imported_Dave]

These are great too:

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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