BORED?

[nejnej]

Bored like me?!?! Post your jokes here and we'll all have a good laugh during boring classes :>

Comment the jokes to guys :D

I start : )

What do you call a clam that steals all the pearls?

Shellfish.

[Nowocipki]

damn, nejnej sad;/ here u have sth 2 cheer up;]

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."

The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we.

[nejnej]

nejnej is :) now

3/5 nowo : P

[Julia]

It is a fail topic or ?

[nejnej]

show some love :>

[ButcheR_HoneY]

Omg nejnej, you suck. Here is a good joke.


There was once a black man and his son sitting in a airplane, but suddenly the pilot sais "I am sorry to say this but we have exceeded the maximum weight limit and we already trowed out all the luggage, we have to throw out some people. So we are gonna start in alfabetical order."

First we got African people, (silence), Then we got black people ( silence) , then we got coloured people (silence), dark people?(silence)... But then the boy turns to his father and asks him, but dad you said that we are proud African black coloured dark people. :D

(its a joke, dnt rage pls)

[nejnej]

det är ju inte hela skämtet.... 1/5 tills du rättar till det :>

[ButcheR_HoneY]

6/5 nu

[nejnej]

du har ju inte ändrat på något.

det ska stå i slutet. "today we are ni**ers my son"

[Little.Bug]

So this girl was wondering why if a man has sex with alot of girls he is "cool" and if a girl has sex with a lot of guys shes called a slut?

So i told her, If you have a key that opens alot of locks its called a master-key, and thats a pretty awsome key. But if you have a lock that can be open by alot of keys... well, thats just a shitty lock.....

[nejnej]

haha n1 4,5/5 :>

[Sarathos]

Lmao Little.Bug thx. Cheered me up xD

[Lagoon]

Yh cheered me up so much i spent 5 minutes texting it on my phone :D

5/5

[Muga_Riptide]

Here's 1:

Why does the police have a hard time solving murders in redneck communities?

Because they all have the same DNA.

[I3loodycons]

Question: How, Jesus made the water ... a wine?
Answer: -water red

[Bli5teR]

ahaha, and te winner is.........
































































LITTLE BUG!!!!!

gj^^ gz

[ButcheR_HoneY]

hahhahahahha :D xD Muga that was fucking epic.

Thats the winner :D

[nejnej]

-.- me make this threas me decide winner OMG OK? btw my joke is winning so far haha : >

[Little.Bug]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


Anddd


Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

A: See you next month

[Yupinator]

damn, nejnej sad;/ here u have sth 2 cheer up;]

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."

The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we.

funny, NOT

[shock_]

What did Leanidus said when he were surrounded by thousands Persians ?????






SAY MISS NOOOOOOBS!!!!

[nejnej]

haha easy 5/5. damn those persians ganking like theres no tommorow.

[pro1like]

What did Leanidus said when he were surrounded by thousands Persians ?????






SAY MISS NOOOOOOBS!!!!

haha xDD

[Pun1sh9]

What did Leanidus said when he were surrounded by thousands Persians ?????






SAY MISS NOOOOOOBS!!!!

loool xD nice one shock_ that made me laugh literally, very g33kish joke and innvoative one :D xDD

[LostInTheWoods]

chicken chicken are u here? imo egg + chicken = little.bug

[Julia]

chicken chicken are u here? imo egg + chicken = little.bug
...

[pro1like]

chicken chicken are u here? imo egg + chicken = little.bug

...

[pro1like]

go to www.playdota.com/videos and look Tews.Dotalism or Dota.Z

omg, best videos i ever saw

[Sarathos]

This is a thread about jokes, not DotA Media..

[Knots]

Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.


GG NO RE

[Ruggy-]

QUESTION: how did hitlers wife die???
ANSWER: she got into the wrong shower!!!

QUESTION: how did hitlers children die???
ANSWER: they took the wrong train to their grandparents!!!

[Little.Bug]

chicken chicken are u here? imo egg + chicken = little.bug

...

Julia, tu veux mon bébé?

[Julia]

...

Julia, tu veux mon bébé?
No thanks!


What did Leanidus said when he were surrounded by thousands Persians ?????
SAY MISS NOOOOOOBS!!!!
Nice ! xD


It's H U M O U R, K1ca Do you understand ?


Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I am writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bycycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.
Not only was I am the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I am not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brother, my sisters, my friends and with neighbors.
I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a fucking YOYO, ( It was not real a YOYO, it was just a PICTURE FROM YOUR FU*KING YOYO ), and a pair of socks ( the socks was totally FU*KED & Ugly and do you think, I love pink color?! )
WHAT THE FUCK were you thinking, You fat pri*k, that you've taken me for a su*ker the whole f*cking year to come out with some sh*t like this under the tree.
As if you had not fu*ked me enough, you gave that little quiff across.
Do not let me see you trying to fit your big fat as* down my chimney next year.
I will fu*k you up.
I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you will have to walk back to the fu*king North Pole, just like what i have to do now since you did not get me that fu*king bike.
FU*K YOU SANTA.
Next year you'll find out how I can be, You FAT CO*KSU*KER

P.s : Give me back my money, Mother fu*ker!

Sincerly,


Angry Kid.


What the fuck? He's THE Cat! (http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4923/acat.jpg)
What do you see on this Picture? (http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7047/44084933.jpg)
He's Rikimaru... (http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6743/vol.jpg)
LooL (http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7316/lolyyk.jpg), If you did not understand this image then look again, Click (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1469/xd1j.jpg) " Everything went better than expected :D " xD
xD! (http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3743/xzbit.jpg)
This is the boys... (http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6563/ruiner.jpg)
I fucking love it! (http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7799/63740735.jpg)
Ronaldo is gay ? (http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6236/ronaldol.jpg)

[Bli5teR]

n1 julez

but, why is the one guy rikimaru?^^

and yeah, fuck u santa.

best regards

[Lagoon]

What the hell julia :D

[MinhTamPong]

du har ju inte ändrat på något.

det ska stå i slutet. "today we are ni**ers my son"

n1 joke , 5/5