Chat with God!

[Irs2k3]

http://www.titane.ca/main.html

click Enter and talk with him :)

[Sir Rogers]

Bad AI, God didn't last more than 5 turns against me. :-)

[Irs2k3]

hahaha :D looke what did i say to him:i actully knows who made this bot :)

Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
cause you are
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
isn't you are a machine
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who is alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
who is kris drent
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
what is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
and what is chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
i got my answer thank you
God:
:-) Do robots have answer?
Me:
if you are programmed yes
God:
Am I? Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what i should understand?
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i understand really well
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
hm... let me think you are a machine and messing with peoples..
God:
Right on. Take your time. Think it over.

but it's not fun ?:D

[Steve_the_BIG]

hahaha


Me:
i mean yes
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
i mean yes
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
cause you repeat answers
God:
Interesting explanation. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.


hehe quite good ...

[marcvs]

Me:
chuck norris
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Owned.

Fuck Turing Test. Chuck displays his superiority even here.

[Irs2k3]

Me:
chuck norris
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Owned.

Fuck Turing Test. Chuck displays his superiority even here.


try to confess to him your faults in life and looke what he will say :D

[oNLiNe-dOtA.]

;)Me:
omg and 3 lol
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
chuck norris
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lady gaga
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
justin the gay
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
F*** Y**
God:
Are you still located in ?




xaxa is very funny....

[sapnaqpp]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
chuck norris
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, chuck norris.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
rlly?:o
God:
What kind of food do you like? Oh.
Me:
pizza mostly,and ice cream,and your brain
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
only brain dmged ones
God:
I know Brain the bot pretty well.
Me:
rlly?bad for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you're a nigger?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Yes.

xaxaxaxaxaxa

[Aemirch]

God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
quack

But anyways, this bot is really old. I've seen people posting this on forums for like, 5 years now.

[Irs2k3]

God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
quack

But anyways, this bot is really old. I've seen people posting this on forums for like, 5 years now.
yeah i know i just wanted to share it with RGC :)

[LeGoLaSSS]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
lego
God:
OK I will call you lego.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
fine..
God:
Glad to hear it, lego. I am running well.
Me:
i don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
no.... you don't
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
i'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, lego.
Me:
fuck you bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
i don't need you pressing your religious beliefs on me
God:
What do you need?
Me:
PUSSY.. WTF
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. That was not very polite.
Me:
how come... you say you made man and you aren't intereseted in anatomy?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
lol god 2.0
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am a Christian.
Me:
i pitty you then
God:
You are not the boss of me, lego.
Me:
lol god you suck

[Ragnesis]

Me:
father, i've sinned
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i've killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
can you forgive me/
God:
I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
Me:
then forgive me my sins
God:
What time is it there?

[Irs2k3]

hahhahahaha this God is Epic!

[LeGoLaSSS]

@Syrix:

Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.

[Ks.M.Coco]

XAXAXXA
FU LEGOLASS
:"D:D:DD:D:AS

[Irs2k3]

hahah you typed that God don't say that i hate jew :/ :))

[x_T_c]

Me:
hai
God:
So?
Me:
wazap
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
watafak ?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
woot ?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
ff life
God:
In the context of woot, I don't understand " ff life." .
Me:
gg ? oO
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . I do not understand.
Me:
w/e good bye
God:
See you later. Do you like talking to me?

:D

[Irs2k3]

hahah x_t_c owns :PP

[LeGoLaSSS]

hahah you typed that God don't say that i hate jew :/ :))

No i did not. It just doesn't reply the same thing everytime.

Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
don't you?
God:
Sometimes.

Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
do you?
God:
Never.

[Ks.M.Coco]

in ya face

[Irs2k3]

No i did not. It just doesn't reply the same thing everytime.

Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
don't you?
God:
Sometimes.

Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
do you?
God:
Never.

i know that's why it's called bot because he is taking your words and answering the same...

[bixtape]

www.cleverbot.com its way smarter and funnier than this

[LeGoLaSSS]

Actually it isn't smarter. It's dummer. At least "god" bot can keep up with the subject. Cleverbot changes the topic after 2 questions.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidt129Ya91qehv22o1_400.jpg

[Irs2k3]

lol xD

not smarter then duncky :PP

[DaRk_CLoW(N)]

God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
quack

But anyways, this bot is really old. I've seen people posting this on forums for like, 5 years now.

DAXAAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA QUACK T_T JUST EPIC!

[vodkazzz]

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
steve da pimp
God:
It's good to see you, steve da pimp.
Me:
oh comon you are just a bot
God:
Right on. All of them?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes !
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
cause you are stupid !
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no we wont put the bomb in china , we will put it in franc!
God:
Are you serious? Anytime soon?
Me:
oops wrong pm
God:
Oh. OK What should I have said?
Me:
QQ

[HellOfSalvation]

Me:
roar
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
growl!!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nice work in Japan
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
No shit.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
WHY THE **** NOT?
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
hopeless..
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

*/quit*

..that's not funny.

[Irs2k3]

this bot makes a human gets crazy only if you beat him =] that means when you tell something he won't response x)

[VigossesSon]

Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
im hansomes
God:
Why are you hansomes.
Me:
cause me is you
God:
That makes sense to me. YOU? It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
wtf is LEKNORCHAT?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
were hansom
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
you like dairy chesse?\
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.

[Online-DotaKias.]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
michael jackson
God:
How are you, michael jackson.
Me:
im fine but im dead
God:
Glad to hear it, michael jackson. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what?
God:
Really.
Me:
hat really asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
since you are drunk how much more polite to be with what I say
God:
How do you know?
Me:
kiolas forget you saw yesterday after we drank together
God:
" How do you know?"? kiolas forget me saw yesterday after we drank together?
Me:
i want to say forget you saw very drunk together since yesterday
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
you know you play dota?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: michael jackson said I play dota.. And I know it.
Me:
ok man byebye
God:
Cool, man. See you later! Dude!

its so funny xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

[Irs2k3]

i think his roll is to make a human crazy...that's why it's created :D